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Relation-shitter

One who likes to shit on other people relationships. Will go behind their own friends back to tell their friends bf/gf what they are doing wrong and why they should break up with them.
Dude fuck that Austin Adams kid, he always is telling my girlfriend when I am talking shit about her he is such a relation-shitter!
by The Mighty Ryan June 2, 2009
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Red Shifter

One who has no friends and the entire world hates him
by DSEZ October 7, 2003
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masturbating on the shitter

Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.
"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks
by WoodstockCobalt December 9, 2008
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shitter

noun - a nasty, painful, and often hilarius fall.

Also a single vehicle accident such as hitting a guardrail in a car, flipping a motorcycle, or launching yourself over the handlebars of your pedalbike.
Yeah, my wrist is still fucked up from taking a shitter on that wet grass, but damn was it funny.

You know that first scene in Deuce Bigalow where the old lady has a shitter on the bus stairs? - Pure comic genius!

My ass is covered in road rash from pulling that shitter on my ten speed.
by bluegrrl July 12, 2007
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kidney shifter

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"
by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006
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Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
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shitter

A way of describing in slang a situation or an event.
Thats a real shitter
Wouldnt it be a shitter if a meteor hit the earth tommorrow
by Drew L April 28, 2006
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