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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Of particular note, Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
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Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.
"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*
by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020
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Old Saint Nick

Old Saint Nick was a gay turtle who used to make chicken and candy in 1800 bc
Is that old saint nick
by Illeb December 21, 2021
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Saint Katherine

Someone who is married or is family to someone who is a lot to deal with. Noun-(San.T.Kath.er.in)
To be dealing with him, you must be a Saint Katherine
by Yes hi it is me January 6, 2023
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Saint-of-Saints

Pronunciation: /seɪnt əv seɪnts/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Saint-of-Saints (phrase, proper noun) - In biblical comprehension, specifically within the Old Testament, the Saint-of-Saints signifies the saintly and sacred place. It is a place of extreme sanctity, reserved for the most divine presence, a Saintly Place of Saints.
Significance:
• It identifies “Saint-of-Saints” as a significant term within the Old Testament religious context.
• It highlights its importance as a location of extreme sacredness and sanctity.
• It emphasizes its exclusivity as a place reserved for the divine.
• It implies a unique degree of sacredness beyond a typical sacred place.
Examples:
• “The Saint-of-Saints was the most revered space in the entire temple.”
• “Only a select few were permitted to enter the Saint-of-Saints.”
• “The Saint-of-Saints was considered to be a direct connection to the divine.”
• “The story of the Saint-of-Saints is an important aspect of biblical comprehension.”
• “The Saint-of-Saints is described with specific and detailed instructions of how to construct and treat the location.”
by Dmitrio January 15, 2025
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Saint

a man who is wise, has alot of great advice, and gives alot away.
you know Tiago? he gave me great advice on how to talk to a girl. He is a saint
by DE$PERADO October 28, 2017
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Saint

Someone who is a milf and does undescribable things with their daughters friends
Omg johns mom is such a saint.
by 087433317 December 10, 2021
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