rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute

Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move

by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011

Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.

Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.

by snappyboi December 1, 2017

Rusty lemonade

The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.

Are you fellas up for a game of rusty lemonade?

by White-trash Magee June 22, 2023

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.

Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.

by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009

Rusty Pickle

The act of first inserting a pickle half-way into the anus, eating it up to the rim, and then sucking the rest of it into your mouth, savoring the juices.

I gave that bitch the rusty pickle

by schabros December 23, 2010

double rusty

When two girls spit in each other's mouth, and then proceed to suck the man's penis and balls.

Ben was having a bad day but it all turned around when two girls from the floor below gave him a double rusty.

by Daddy Clat March 18, 2015