rule 9

From NCIS tv show agent Gibbs. Always carry a knife.

A rule worth knowing.

What if I get into something i can't get out of. ....

Rule 9 : always carry a knife, you can cut yourself out of anything.

by nothing is real May 4, 2016

Rule 12

Romance between coworkers never works out.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' unwritten Rules, per NCIS)

TONY: I love you, Kate, but we can't break Rule 12!
KATE: Screw Gibbs and his rules! We belong together.

by MissNoodles June 23, 2006

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

'zomfg lemme in the pool or ill report you to mod LOLOLolOLoLOlOl'

Rule 47, faggot.

by ekaccakelol January 12, 2009

Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012

Rule-Y

The More Warnings given,the More Likely it is that the Warnings will be Ignored.

We Ignored the Warnings about the economy,because we had so many warnings we couldn't deal with them all.So They were just ignored, as per Rule-Y.

by Waboa February 5, 2009

Rule-H

The Truth Can Hurt

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.

by Waboa February 6, 2009

Rule-G

The "GO" rule States "if the person Ahead of you Goes,then You can Go Yourself".

Of course I noticed that the Traffic-Light had been Red a long Time before he ran it.He went,so I went.Rule-G,Yo.

by Waboa February 10, 2009