queef-a-saurus rex

Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.

Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!

by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010

Queef catcher

A man or female orally willing to accept another womans airy vaginal discharge in the hopes of seeking sexual pleasure.

Last night on the phone ,my boyfriend heard my sputtering bologna lipped cunt releasing stank ass pussy farts . The next thing I knew , my door opened , and there he was. That dirty queef catcher couldnt wait for a mouthful of chum .

by MIKE G C/O 96 September 5, 2006

Queef

n., A cuntfart

"Anna Nicole ripped off three quick queefs, clearing the dance floor"

by Fred Rogers March 24, 2003

queef nugget

when a chick farts out of her vagina and a turd comes out

that girl over there just had a queef nugget

by robert critcher October 21, 2010

Queefburger

n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.

n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.

Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: Samus.

Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!

-OR-

Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!

Guy 4: Yea, so?

Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!

by Fire Arr0w22 April 1, 2007

Queef Beer

Beer that is all foam with basically no alcohol in it.

Dude I have had like 6 of these and I feel fine.
Dude same here, whats with these queef beers!?

by Bottlecops May 28, 2010

Queef dust balls

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.

The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011