fuck quest

On a mission to find sex.

My sisters and I are heading to the beach on a fuck quest.

by SherryP October 9, 2006

The Universal Question

Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a lesbian a Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a basketball Vegetable or Hinderance?

Is a wood chuck a Vegetable or Hinderance?

by Da ppl January 11, 2004

Quest Seeker

Someone who does nothing but play online RPGs, e.g. Adventure Quest, Mech Quest, AQ worlds, Dragon Fable, Runescape.

Ben keeps posting Facebook messages about how far he is on Runescape! What a quest seeker!

by 1unity23 May 3, 2010

Emo quest

Used to describe a public preoccupation with matters of an emotional, sexual, or other such nature. Most noticeable when a member of a social group is distracted or despondent whilst thinking about their object of desire, despite hi-jinks or drunken revels by the majority. Also pertinent to those who have been dumped, are dumping someone, have been rejected etc.

Example 1:

"Where did Steve go? I thought he was getting a taxi with us?"
"Nah, he went off on an emo quest about half an hour ago"

Example 2:
"Is Jason coming tonight?"
"I hope not, all he talks about at the moment is Rebecca. He's on a total emo quest"

by ohasm1 July 9, 2009

Dungeon Quest

An absolute dog shit game that's actually not that bad but requires 300 fucking hours of non-stop keyboard smashing action that would make any sane man lose it.

FUCK ME, NOT ANOTHER DUNGEON QUEST GRIND

by Anonymous193013 March 26, 2021

King's Quest

A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.

King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.

by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009

The Questions Game

The question game is a conversation starter for tool/douche bags that have absolutely zero game, and minimal social skills. Normally a male initiated game, in which they try to make conversation with females in order to gain their first sexual experience, because let`s face it, if you are using this game on strangers you are probably a virgin. As well as if you are using this game in order to find out how skanky or slutty a female is, do us all a favor and call a hooker.

Really?" Tom played the questions game with that random girl?" "What a fag!

by FlyBoyPlayer27 January 26, 2011