Love Puppet

a sexual maneouver consisting of the insertion of a fist up the ass...usually used by gays/ aspiring puppeteers who can't afford a real puppet...
also known as a naughty sooty

David Hasselhoff, would you like to become my love puppet?????
Chuck Norris, would you like to become my love puppet?

by Charlie Rice September 20, 2006

troy city puppet

when a promiscuous male lets a varierty of homosexual strangers (rest area regulars) stick their fists up the eager individuals awaiting ass taking turns and makin the person bust within milliseconds....1 step past a glory hole

karl became horny driving on the highway so he pulled over into the rest area looking to find a troy city puppet session

by nahlidge508 August 18, 2009

slut puppet

1. (noun) A person (generally a girl), who will do any slut-like act they are told to. They're called a slut puppet because of the way that you can completely control any sexual thing about them. Be wary of what you say around them.

2. (noun) A band: The Slut Puppets

1.
Jeff: Man, did you meet Kara yet?
Joe: Yeah, I told her she could suck my balls and she literally did.
Jeff: I know, she'll do anything you tell her! She's such a slut puppet!

2.
Jeff: Do you listen to The Slut Puppets?
Joe: Yeah, dude, they rock!

by rendezvous___ June 4, 2008

Kicking Puppies

To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;

Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.

Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."

"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."

by timeMuse February 4, 2013

puppies

A word that can be used to describe any object or thing.

Send me those puppies will you?

by Jamesie December 31, 2008

puppet master

Jamming your arm up someone's ass (up to the elbow) until you can control their movement.

Don't make me go puppet master on you, bitch.

by stonr July 1, 2004

puppy rub

Ever wind up with brown stripes on the sheets after anal sex? Kinda reminds you of the stripes a puppy leaves when rubbing his ass on the floor because of worms, eh? Yea. puppy rub.

She was totally down with anal, but afterwards I looked down and almost threw up at the puppy rub she left.

by huliganjetta February 28, 2008