Strict Prostitution

Strictly abiding by the ways or rules of prostitutes.

Strict prostitution is the way to go. If your gonna do it, do it right!

by BOOTYISREAL December 10, 2017

decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

mute prostitute

You’re mum’s house

Like I said you’re Mum's house. :) mute prostitute

by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018

mute prostitute

You’re mum’s house

Like I said you’re mum’s house. :)

Mute prostitute

by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018

Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.

She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Picture prostitute

One who spams chat & dating apps with offers to buy their pictures and videos.

Dude it's a fake profile, you're not gonna smash, she's just a picture prostitute.

by Sir Sage July 24, 2019

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.

My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.

by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020