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Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple
I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting
by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018
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nigger pot

When a nigger gives you a pot
Hey, thanks for the nigger pot!
by Skillotrix July 22, 2018
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Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
by drummermanadam July 24, 2018
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piss pot

to piss into a bottle of something and give it to someone you hate.
that fuck head skulled that piss pot like it coke
by Savage_Goats_FC March 20, 2019
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Austin Pots

FAT ASS NIGGA WITH MAN TITTES YHE SIZE OF CANTALOPS
by Bobby sizu April 1, 2019
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Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.
When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
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twiddle the pot

An electrical engineering term that no one really understands.
Watch the output voltage as you ever so gently twiddle the pot.
by electricalengineerman September 6, 2017
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