pirate weed

type of marijuana that causes the eye to twitch

Russell, Antonio, and Richard smoked marijuana and their eyes began to twitch, they must have had pirate weed.

by Rizard August 24, 2011

Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

by Exonence July 19, 2011

Fuzzy Pirate

When a female with unshaven legs crashes in your bed during a house party.

I have to sleep on the couch tonight because I have a fuzzy pirate.

by darkraven424 January 3, 2013

Swedish Pirate

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.

Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.

Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Pirate ass

The act of trying to find treasure in that huge ass. Pirates love treasure and ass

Jeremy is looking at my cousin for her pirate ass

by Jeremy likes 1D February 21, 2015

urban pirate

Style of underground music embraced by hipsters rooted in punk rock, on the west coast. Specifically, the title is attributed to bands in the east bay, with some being on the record label asian man records, with notable exceptions.

History: The term came from the title of the band Pteradon's song, Urban Pirate Style. Originally, the song is a satire of self indulgent punk rockers who otherwise would have neglected the scene, however, this title was adopted and attributed to bands which have a firm DIY punk rock background, but may appear to fit more into the hipster/indie rock scene. Examples include, Pteradon, Joyce Manor, and Mane Horse, just to name a few.

Want to go see Shinobu tonight? What do they sound like? They're like West Coast Urban Pirate.

by indiejazzlove August 10, 2012

Cock Pirate

A woman of low moral character who tries to have sex with a man already in a committed relationship. Commonly referred to as a “homewrecker” but may differ from a homewrecker by using sex acts as leverage to gain preferential treatment and or gifts.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.

Jessica Slept with her married boss to get a better job at work. She’s such a cock pirate!

by CaptainCapricorn August 8, 2020