Doctor Phil

A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!

Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!

Doctor Phil by Johnny Kovorkian October 20, 2008

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dr. phil

a vagina that has shaved only the middle leaving the sides and sides of legs with pubic hair, similiar to dr.phil's bald head

look at joan's bush, it's a dr. phil and i'm going to ask it for advice

dr. phil by fatawesome October 26, 2007

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Netflix and Phil

When you don't Netflix and Chill but you share editing tips

I will Netflix and Phil with a friend!

Netflix and Phil by weird_weirdo April 25, 2016

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Frosty Phil and the chills

Awesome A'Cappella band featuring:
Goldman
CupOtea
and
Jshizzle

Frosty Phil and the Chills and so awesome!!

Frosty Phil and the chills by Frosty Phill November 16, 2006

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Dr. Phil

a horny child molester that enjoys taking it up the ass. Also uses others problems to make up for his own lack of a reproductive organ. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Oprah's bitch but instead is her pimp, loaning her out to his heart broken "patients."

CHILD: Mom, when I grow up I want to be a Dr. Phil
MOM: HELL NO HO!!
*mom slaps child*
CHILD: Okay

Dr. Phil by STD Mo January 31, 2008

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Doing a Phil

1. The amazing phenomenon of breaking things whilst barely touching them.

2. The ability to 'repair' an object usually by breaking it horribly.

Bob: It blew up! but he said he was gonna repair it!?!
Rod: He well did a Phil on that.

Doing a Phil by XanT September 2, 2003

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Dr. Phil

The one and only man to help your growing depression and family problems. Yes, Dr. Phil is here to save you some find him cute or hot. Some see him as a man of culture. Either way, Dr. Phil is a messiah

Friend 1: Have you seen Dr. Phil yet? He's my man of culture!

Friend 2: Yeah I love his show!

Dr. Phil by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

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