Phil

A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.

“That guy over there has a real nice golf swing!”
“Yeah he’s a real Phil!”

by Jalyssa October 22, 2018

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Phil

Phillip loves the strong bow

Hey it’s phillip here I’m a alcoholic

by Louiek27 August 27, 2019

Phil

hot ass mf who cant say shit right but is damn smart in a bad way

person: damn phil lookin good, how are you doing
phil: sup´idkgmaybe kindof cool idk you how look you
person:what

by somerandomguynamedsomething1 May 31, 2023

Phil

Known for taking a shit in the urinal

Have you met Phil? Give him a minute, he’s probably shitting in the urinal again

by Prince Albert the Great January 5, 2022

phil

a boy who you unexpectedly get close to extremely fast. a good friend, great soccer player, really funny n super easy to talk to. hes also a freaky alcoholic with has a SPECIAL PACKAGE 😉 n if ur lucky he might show you one day🙏🏽🙏🏽

damn, hes someone you cant forget, hes a phil

by khloetheflow January 30, 2024

Phil

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.

That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.

by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022