A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you
by PSK March 12, 2015
Get the parker kennymug. 
She doesn’t show her bd any appreciation, shes fine asf, caring, mean sometimes, always tryna play, she doesn’t know how much her bf loves her
by unknownkel October 3, 2021
Get the Taylor Parkermug. A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
Get the Wise-Parker Rule of Threemug. Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
by SammGoku March 9, 2020
Get the Parkermug. 1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
Get the Close Parkermug. by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018
Get the eddie parkermug.