please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

No Flowers Please

It's push and pull
All day long
First is off and then its on
I don't know what's happening to me

Everything is dark in town
You're the only one around

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please

I died a thousand times with you
Every time you pull me through
I don't know what's happening to me.

You could repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

Now don't forget to send me no
Flowers please

No flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please
No don't forget to send no

Its push and pull all day long
First it's off and then it's on
I don't know what's happening to me

You can repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

by Death Menace March 20, 2023

Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.

My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

please

please is a requesting word.

please give your pen.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Error

Jimmy: Let me search for sex on urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jimmy: oh nooooo

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022