Plate-weight

Amount of food distribuited equally across a paper plate.

"My plate-weight has been thrown off due to my lack of pizza on one side."

by jack the jackoffer January 18, 2010

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Pater

To give someone the cold shoulder after an action or series of actions they took that caused you anger

If you steal my gaming controller, I will Pater you.

by therealdom_100 January 8, 2022

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Venetian Plaster

when a man ejaculates into his own hand and then paints it artfully on his partner's backside or face using a broad stroke, swiping motion. (think wax on wacks off)

That guy in Silence of the Lambs in the prison, when he threw his jiz at Clarice, he was the Jackson Pollock of Venetian Plaster.

by Red Box July 13, 2010

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A software design problem where user decisions subordinate to defaults selected by the architect. Oftentimes, the user is thought to be too incompetent or stupid to use the software but truthfully, there is a lack of interest in allowing the program to be flexible.

Compare to droolproof paper -which is the case when something is designed so dumbed down that it adversely affects the functionality.

Apple products are terrible in general because they suffer from software paternalism.

by CoveredInCatHair February 18, 2014

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Pressure Plate

verb. from 'to pressure plate'
The act of penetrating a woman so hard that the reflex response is for the woman to queef or to shout 'OMG I FORGOT TO FINISH OFF MY CASTLE IN MINECRAFT'.

Last night was amazing! He knocked my memory back into me!
Really?
Yeah, forgot to finish my castle in MC... I wanna pressure plate again.

by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016

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