maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 17, 2020

Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her

“Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat180183 August 1, 2019

its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"

Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

It makes a woman prego

I want ur sex milk in my pussy

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

by Kiss_or_miss November 6, 2018

I want too when I wish that is only wish see bts

???

I guess it means they wish to see BTS??

person on YouTube: I want too when I wish that is only wish see bts

G u y : Don't we all

taetae69: what does that mean??

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance

A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.

Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.

Josh: What a retard.

Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.

Josh: Yeah.

by JaelleRivers January 27, 2013