Oofers

An alternate version of saying "Oof"

Friend: Yoo some one said Thomas smells like Raccoon cheeks

Me: Oofers, Deadass?

by Bicboicabbage March 2, 2019

Offensive Rebound

A person who rebound off their rebound with who they were originally rebounding from

A guy Matt rebounds from Susan with Hannah but then performs an offensive rebound from Hannah with Susan.

by MORMONCOCK April 30, 2019

Offensive Weapon

A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”

Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!

by LordSoth June 4, 2019

Offenpressed

Offended and impressed in equal measures

I was offenpressed when he hid the cookies from me, knowing that I would eat them in the middle of the night.

by Godfrey Work July 25, 2019

Ooferdoodles

When something bad happens and you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: *stubs toes*
Person 2: Ooferdoodles

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

oofer gang

a group of people, or gang, that says oof repeatedly when walking by a certain person while having their hands placed on their foreheads in that one weird position that people do.

- Bro, the oofer gang and I totally oofed out Frank after we caught him with another squad.

- Woah dude, how could someone have so much disrespect?

- I know dude, like totally crazy man.

by iamtrashhhhhhh November 2, 2019

Offentunist

A person or group who seeks to be offended

That guy is such an offentunist

by Mr York November 16, 2019