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Warning shot over the bow

When a lady is giving her man a handjob or blowjob and the pressure has built and the first blast of jizz shoots up over her head, possibly into her hair. It is quite similar to the naval maneuver where one ship intentionally shoots high and beyond another ship as a warning that they are well within firing range and bad things will happen if proper action is not taken. In our case, though, it is a warning to the lady that she better hurry and point that babymaker in the direction she wants the rest of the jizz to go whether it's her mouth, tits, face (NOT THE EYES!!!)
Suddenly, a blast of cum shot up toward Jane's face. She flinched and the thick stream shot just over her forehead and dropped in Jane's hair from front to back like a pearly river. Recognizing this as a warning shot over the bow, Jane wanted to protect her eyes so she quickly put her mouth over Doug's cock. She soon realized it was too much to handle as every contraction from Doug sent another stream into her mouth and soon it poured down her chin and all over her succulent breasts. By the time his orgasm had ended Jane was plastered with the thick goo. It was very evident to Jane that Doug hadn't been with a woman in a while.
by theinstigator September 22, 2016
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getting a toaster oven

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!
by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017
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the chicken is in the oven

The chicken is in the oven is a joke made by Swedish game developer rob top. At first people thought it was a hint that 2.1 was coming soon but nope it came months after.
Rob top posted the joke the chicken is in the oven
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Overtime slut

One who works overtime whenever it's offered.
Damn, He's an overtime slut, he worked three weekends straight.
by Flyby February 18, 2005
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Elevator Oven

When someone farts in the elevator that is going up. The people inside the elevator would be trapped and have to suffer the smell of the fart.
After Adrian ate too many beans, he let an elevator oven out, gagging everyone else on the elevator he was riding.
by ArcticBlast August 6, 2010
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male oviya

by DRDisneyRock January 30, 2018
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Don't over push it

This is a combination of "don't over do it" and "don't push it" when someone is over doing something in order to gain something and "pushing his luck" you tell him to stop doing it.
"don't over push it! you already asked me 3 times to give you money!"
by Redhead Buffy October 25, 2011
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