old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

by pinjer October 2, 2018

Old timey BOI

A person who reflects on the past by constantly listening to 1930's music and binge watching "I love Lucy" in their freetime.

My friend is nothing but an Old timey Boi

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018

Old Snatch

haggard old lady!

That woman over there, She's a right Old Snatch!

by cheshiregaylad December 14, 2018

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

old saint nick

The real name for the man you breaks into your house and eats everything you have, but only leaves a box of coal under your tree.

Oh mah god!!! Your real name is Old saint Nick!!!

by Random perosn February 22, 2019

old man spec

Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.

Man, this is a nice truck full old man spec.

by Youmagoo March 15, 2019

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019