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It’s Not Netflix

A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.
Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix
by BinaryHackerMan February 8, 2021
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Netflix

Ghetto Streaming Platform that’s billions of dollars in debt and no longer nothing else of value while known to cancel the good shows to fund crappy movies but yet keep the shows that no one cares or talk about with a few exceptions. You know what I’m talking about.
Netflix is no longer worth it with the titles they have and it’s so ghetto because people in the hood make it ghetto by using strangers accounts and passing out logins like flyers.
by Don't get me in trouble April 24, 2021
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Netflix and Roast

the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.
jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.
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Netflix Effect

when you open a online marketplace and can decide what to buy, watch or play, as you are overwhelmed with choices.
person 1:Man I can't decide what to watch!
person 2:thats called the Netflix effect
by IH8KILLIE December 13, 2024
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Netflix

Something to watch on your tv when you are depressed or pissed off at your parents and want to annoy them with "The Office" theme song. People love fucking while Netflix is playing in the background. And no one knows why.
Guy at school: bro, you wanna netflix and chill?
Random girl: hell no, get away from me creep!
by Professorsnapesasshole October 16, 2019
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Netflix main event syndrome

When the main event fighters in a LIVE event on Netflix are toned down and boring. The fighters each make so much money either way win or lose so they just simply do not care enough to go 100% for their fight. It’s underwhelming. Boring. Not what it could be.
Q: “Damnnn, why didn’t Paul just kill Tyson then?
A: “Netflix main event syndrome got him. It hits hard when you make millions win or lose. He just doesn’t care enough. He’s already cashing out so good from it.”

“Come on! Hit each other! Do something!”
“You really expected a good figut? Netflix main event syndrome takes away all the excitement!”
by vinnay420 July 12, 2025
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Netflix main event syndrome

The phenomena where fighters in the main event for a LIVE event on Netflix don’t go 100% because they are making so much money either way that they simply do not care if they win or lose anymore. They’re toned down. It’s not as intense as it should be. They don’t want to get hurt. They just want their fatty paycheck from Netflix.
1: “Why didn’t Jake Paul just kill Mike Tyson then?”
2: “Netflix main event syndrome got to him. He didn’t care enough after all the money he was guaranteed to get either way from this fight.”

1: “Come on! Hit each other! What are you doing?”
2: “You expected a good fight? Netflix main event syndrome takes all that away! They just want their Netflix money.”
by vinnay420 July 12, 2025
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