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netflix wife

The girl or woman you watch Netflix with all the time. You start new shows together discuss them and finish them together
She just finished another show with him. That must be his Netflix wife.
by ForRealMamas September 30, 2018
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Netflixing

Netflixing 1 When someone is trying to pick you're brain and pump information out of you just to later on stab you in you're back
2. When someone is stealing pics off of you're Facebook. With his or her cell phone.
Yo. He been netflixing my Facebook pics. And posting em up
by Spike Barz March 7, 2019
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Netflix Butt

When you’ve been binging on Netflix for 9 hours and your butt starts to get sore af
After binge-watching The Punisher all day, Darryl stood up off the couch and said “I’ll get my own cheesy poofs Mah, I’ve got Netflix Butt and the doctor said it’s not good for my hemorrhoids.”
by Tarantula420 December 20, 2017
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netflix affair

Netflixing a TV series without your spouse/friends/significant other, all the while knowing they will like the series and deciding not to tell them you are watching episodes so you don't have to wait for them to catch up with you. This creates the awkward situation where you have to hide your watching and hope they don't catch you having this affair
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What's this series you're watch?

Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?
by cherry & curtner September 10, 2019
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netflix session

An unspecified amount of time, can be anywhere between 1 minute to several episodes.
"Hey, wanna hang out?"
"Yeah sure, after my netflix session"
by Aeti January 28, 2018
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Netflix main event syndrome

The phenomena where fighters in the main event for a LIVE event on Netflix don’t go 100% because they are making so much money either way that they simply do not care if they win or lose anymore. They’re toned down. It’s not as intense as it should be. They don’t want to get hurt. They just want their fatty paycheck from Netflix.
1: “Why didn’t Jake Paul just kill Mike Tyson then?”
2: “Netflix main event syndrome got to him. He didn’t care enough after all the money he was guaranteed to get either way from this fight.”

1: “Come on! Hit each other! What are you doing?”
2: “You expected a good fight? Netflix main event syndrome takes all that away! They just want their Netflix money.”
by vinnay420 July 12, 2025
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Netflix

Something to watch on your tv when you are depressed or pissed off at your parents and want to annoy them with "The Office" theme song. People love fucking while Netflix is playing in the background. And no one knows why.
Guy at school: bro, you wanna netflix and chill?
Random girl: hell no, get away from me creep!
by Professorsnapesasshole October 16, 2019
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