you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
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A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
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