ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

ass lather

The slightly moist froth that builds up between a persons ass cheeks after prolonged physical activity on warm days. Ass Lather is usually accompanied by a foul stench. Similar to Swamp Balls.

Dude, I forgot to take a shower before I nailed Amanda in the turd cutter, now I have a serious case of Ass Lather!

by TheGhosthammer January 20, 2008

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

Spain's ass

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one

Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.

by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022

ass slam

The act of anal sex.

I gave Heather a good ass slam last night.

by JJ Pride December 4, 2007

ass for pass

That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.

That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.

by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008