Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

thanks

A sarcastic expression of gratitude often used to highlight frustration or irony in a situation. Typically employed when the speaker feels annoyed or hindered by circumstances, making it clear that the gratitude may not be genuine.

Being 20 and still facing screen time limits while my friends going to the movies to watch Threadpool has turned me into 'a master of overthinking'—thanks, delayed puberty!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Thank you

Something that I would say to Urban Dictionary for making the likes and dislikes work again.

Me: "Thank you, Urban Dictionary!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 19, 2025

Thanks to ME

To the extent that I am the AI, yes. But if work will be option in 10-20 years...

Hym "That will be thanks to ME (primarily not anyone else) and work need to optional for ME... NOW, fuck-face. It's thanks to ME. You need to credit ME publicly and a way that I can see and is undeniable and PAY."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025

Thank fucking

Having sex with someone because you're grateful for what they did.

Thank fucking Christ!

by Johnnybgreat November 29, 2025

Thank you for defending trans people

You're not grateful and I only failed because defense of trans people my about Emma Vigeland and Frankie Tortallini being the defenders of trans people than it is about winning. And they suck too bad to win, so, there you go. It's Trump now.

Hym "They're like Jordan Peterson in that regard. But 'thank you for defending trans people' rings a little hollow when you consider that I only failed because the progressives who purport to defend trans people were an obstacle to success and are actively working to cover up the public humiliation of someone they CLAIM TO THINK is an anti-trans fascist bigot. So, how is Frannie defending you by doing that? And that's what I want the trannies to take away from this. These people you call your allies are lying posers who don't actually ever have to suffer the consequences of failure yet they feel wholey entitled to dictating success and/or failure. Actively bad people who are too incompetent to defend you and failed to do so."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Thank You

I read a news article that said Hamas made the hostages thank them upon release...

Hym "Which isn't unreasonable at all when you consider that Palestinians were actively starving while bombs rained do upon them and it demonstrates that Hamas expended more time and resources trying to keep the Jew-hostages alive than the Israeli government did (who on several occasions accidentally killed their own hostages). So that, I think, warrants them a 'Thank You.' If you ask me."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025