Thank the Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".

Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

Thank jesús

So then people can thank those who are named Jesús

On december 5 everyone have to thank jesús Hernandez grajales

by Yachi_313 December 4, 2022

Actual Thanks

To thank someone and really mean it.
Repeating the word " Actual " afterwards implies the magnitude of the thanks

You really helped me out , Actual Thanks !
OR
GUY: Your the best man ,Actual thanks .
You: No problem !
GUY: Actual bro

by Raccoons May 24, 2018

Thanks Pam

Said to person who answers a question more than 5 minutes after it has already been answered and the topic has since moved on.

“Thanks Pam!”

by LVFree January 14, 2023

Thank

Thank is a swear that is commonly used in schools, business and even at home. The word you is usually after the word thank.
This is the ONLY swear that you won’t get scolded after you say it.

Thank you for ripping my homework.
Thank your dear life.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy March 6, 2023

thank you

THANK YOU THATS JUST WHAT I NEEDE TO BUS CAUSE IM BUSSING IM BUSSING OHHHH AHHHH

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME BUS

by IM BATU KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN July 7, 2023

thanks a lot rachel

A stupid video in which a random girl "thanks" her friend or sister for her iPad not charging.

"Thanks a lot Rachel! Thanks to you, my chargers not charging..."*

Imagine in a bri'ish accent.

by S302304 November 23, 2021