my hoop

To refer to one's anus.

I met a guy last night. He absolutely destroyed my hoop.

by kill3rm00bs January 15, 2018

not my cheeto

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.

"Damn, Trump won the election."

"Well I didn't vote for him, he's not my cheeto"

by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017

My nigga!

A saying exclaimed by a black person to a white guy after doing something cool. Usually says it when he’s dapping up the white boy.

“My nigga!”

by Twist it May 4, 2020

My yeezys

They are more then you so don’t disrespect HOE I got the cash money flow like CARDI B I grew up in the suburbs so watch your back

My yeezys cost more than your mums house

by Treyyyyyyyyyÿ March 1, 2020

My Peaches

The struggle of trying to sell your peaches in a twitch chat of identify crisis

xStill_Infamous: Belle can I sell my peaches?
Belle: I DON’T CARE ABOUT PEACHES WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

by Loofypoo October 14, 2020

In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.

Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.

by Galderamos December 30, 2011

In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.

I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.

by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019