bar mistake

What you end up living with for 2 months, after too much tequila, last call, and no ride home.

Wow! I finally sobered up and realized what a bar mistake I made.

by ocbinor September 30, 2018

the classic mistake

When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.

John, you just committed the classic mistake

by Jonathan Daub June 15, 2018

Sad fucking mistake

Aka me. A person who has “friends” but her friends only stick around because they think I’m suicidal and I sh. A person who’s family pretends to care but they really have no idea I sit in my room at 2am crying and covering my mouth with my hands To not make a sound. A person who’s sure they will not make it past 20yo. A person who once got a mental breakdown witch lead me to draw over all my mirrors with a black marker because I didn’t wanna se my ugly self anymore . A person who is in love with someone who gave them false hopes and who will never love, or even like me back. A person who Is fucking Sad and considers them self a mistake.

I’m a sad fucking mistake.

by Heltotroligt June 26, 2020

C. Masta

An electronic music artist that can also hack into your brain.

I just listened to some C. Masta. That shit is off the chain!

by oneManStudio August 17, 2011

Mistake

Not every mistake is equal

Some mistakes are costlier than others
Some mistakes can be repeated
Some mistakes should only be done once
Some mistakes should have never been made,
Because one time would be too many.

The mistake that costs lives
The mistake that forever leaves imprint in their heart and mind.
Those kind of mistakes, should have never been made.

It's Done.

by Time Capsule💊 May 4, 2022

Ford Mustang

Fords number 1 performance car that has a huge variety of upgrades making it a fun and simple car to make extremely fast. A properly upgraded gt could smoke a chevy corvette.

When im done my ford mustang it will be sick, it will have shorty headers, off road mid pipes, paxton supercharger, 70mm throttle body, edelbrock intake, 3:73:1 gears and much more to list.

by tim harrold April 14, 2006

mustard eater

Term used to describe a person with restrictive eating habits. In an effort to keep calorie consumption at a minimum, restrictive eaters often choose mustard (a low-calorie pungent powder or paste prepared from ground mustard seeds) as their condiment/dip/sauce/meal of choice.

What is her secret for staying so thin? She must be a mustard eater.

by Mustard Mollie August 1, 2011