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Montana Justice

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence
The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.
by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017
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moranic asshole

One that is so fucking stupid they believe they become intelligent when their alarm goes off.
You are such a moranic asshole for believing Ekkkk Ekkkk Ekkkk makes you smart.
by JSKirsch June 26, 2017
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montana pipeline

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.
My girlfriend let me give her a Montana Pipeline
by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017
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monoanst

The feeling of your partner moving against you as they sleep
He reveled in the moment as he felt her monoanst while she slept.
by TheFireBert October 27, 2017
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montana academy

that girl was so messed up, she got sent to montana academy
by verytroubledteen406 January 30, 2018
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Montana

Montana -
A southern, but bitterly cold province of Canada. Winter starts in October and ends in June. The scorching summer lasts for the remaining months of the year where toxic smoke from burning forests fill the air. Before the Cold War, Montana was once a US state known by the same name. When the Cold War started, Montana seceded from the United States and looked for another country to take them in. The Soviets secretly claimed the territory and planted thousands of nukes in the frozen earth. That’s right folks, it wasn’t Cuba you should’ve worried about, it was MONTANA. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Montana was a region of France until 2003, when the French presiden had a standoff with the Saskatchewan governor and Canadian Prime Minister over sovereignty of of the territory. After four days of just the three of them locked in a small office room in Helen, the French president agreed to cease control of the territory and effectively turned over power to the Saskatchewanese. Montana gained provincial status in 2005 after just two years of being officially part of Canada. Because of the Russian control, Russian is spoken throughout the terriotory along with English. The capital of Helena has a sole official language of French, and ferociously dictates the rest of their people. They have since changed the official spelling of the state to Montagne, although it is only recognized in French-Speaking communities.
What is Montana?

Is Montana real?
by yamumisabitch May 23, 2018
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Moranism

The one true religion where you believe in God, the practice of smoking the broccoli and drinking liquor like its water.
God is great, weed is great, let us all appreciate! Its Moranism.
by TheOneTrueMoran May 30, 2018
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