sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.

oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*

by farisss January 13, 2022

Margot Monday

Turning that Monday frown upside down by sharing pics and gifs of the goddess Margot Robbie on social media.

“Yo, did you see that Margot Monday tweet?? Daaamn son, she is hot!!”

by Starfire Lounge September 27, 2021

monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016

Monday Night RAW

Having unprotected doggy-style sex with your partner while watching wrestling, preferably in the 8-11pm time slot on Monday Nights. This act includes doing the Jey Uso YEET with your hands and slapping your partner's butt as your hands come down, so that you can simultaneously smack their cheeks while clapping their cheeks.

Dude! She came over last night and we did Monday Night RAW.

by PT73 March 10, 2025

Monday

Monday means terrible day. It's because it's back to school and cartoons are off.

"Monday? Ahh!"

by bennymax522 January 19, 2025

Migration Monday

Migration Monday is an internet holiday started to watch the movie Migration on a Monday but later turned to watching an animated film every Monday at exactly 11:00 pm EST (Eastern Standard Time)

"Hey man, have a great day and don't forget to watch the movie tonight for Migration Monday"

by JustStatik April 29, 2024

Monday

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.

I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.

by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022