mudder blumpkin

While orally pleasuring a women from behind, you proceed to mudder boat her while she shits all over your face

It took me two showers to clean my face from last nights mudder blumpkin

by Flumpkin Bucker October 23, 2009

Modernicity

All things 'modern' i.e anything that came after your childhood

Snickers? - its a Marathon! You don't surely, have email, love hearts? whats with the flavored condoms... OMG - Damn this Modernicity!

A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.

by Noj77 August 11, 2010

Modern Dorkware

A derogatory way to reference the the popular Call of Duty Modern Warfare video game series.

Jimmy never goes outside anymore now that the new Modern Dorkware game is out

by birdkeeper2010 November 12, 2010

modern finish

While receiving an old fashioned, and after getting extremely frustrated, having a woman finish you off with a nice blowjob, because everyone knows handjobs suck.

I was receiving an Old-fashioned last night, but I got bored and made her give me the modern finish.

by rudeboyboy December 10, 2010

Modern friend

Just gals being pals. Two girls who are clearly dating but people just think they're really close friends.

Girl 1: Yeah she messaged me 'strange question but it looks like you might kiss'... She thought maybe we were just really good modern friends.

by GayDamien69 March 27, 2017

Moderock

/adj./
A complicated word for blue.

If you remove “mode”, it is just rock. Rocks are large pebbles.

That rock is very moderock.

by ela is fun May 13, 2019

modern warefare 2019

The best fucking video game COD made in like 8 years

Wanna have some sex ? i cant. Im playing modern warefare 2019

by Lift22 October 30, 2019