sausage massage

A hand job.

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?

by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017

Somerset Massachusetts

The shitiest town you have ever been to, if I had to rate it on yelp I would give it -5 stars. The people are fake, snobby, and close minded. There is no diversity or jobs. Everyone pretends to be rich but they are poor and live in McMansions. It is seemingly forever aways from everything like Boston and providence. The town architecture is amazing though, with glorious cooling towers and beautiful abandon power plants. 1/2 the houses overlook the highway and the school system sucks as much as the polluted river the town sits next to and praises. I learned nothing in the school system because I was put into sped classes because there was no more room in the high level classes because 1/2 the kids parents call into the school to get their kids into higher classes, but I just call those kids “call in’s”. If you are stuck in this shitty town like I was I recommend applying for diman or Bristol Aggie.

Hey have you been to Somerset Massachusetts because I heard it’s real shitty.

by Hooooooolaamigooooooo February 25, 2019

weapons of mass deception

Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.

Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.

by g July 8, 2003

Sinner's Mass

This is the late Sunday afternoon mass attended by people who could not get up to attend a Sunday morning mass because of a night of partying. People usually run into their friends from the night before. Can end up being an ass-mass.

What a long night of partying. I will sleep it off and attend the Sinner's Mass later today. Maybe I will see Bob.

by dgeorg02 April 4, 2011

Chatham, Massachusetts

The small slice of heaven on the elbow of cape cod. Best place you will EVER go to. Also is home to many lax bros who love to sail. And it is near some of the best boarding schools in the country.

Bro this place is so awesome its almost like Chatham, Massachusetts

by RepEAst October 24, 2011

Oxford, Massachusetts

A town in which (myself, among many) potheads live. It is actually a very nice town anyways. It has very good school systems, with a VERY low rate of crime (besides the weed). It is near Worcester, MA and Boston, MA.

Michael: Hey, dude, I just drove down to Oxford, Massachusetts from Worcester!
Jon: Yeah? Your point?
Michael: I scored half an ounce for barely ANY money!
Jon: WELL ROLL A JOINT MAH NYUGAH

by RoundedColt8 June 24, 2014

center of mass

The point in a system of bodies or an extended body at which the mass of the system may be considered to be concentrated and at which external forces may be considered to be applied. Also called barycenter or centroid.

In general, an object with a lower center of mass is more stable. This explains why weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

by razer December 26, 2006