Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.

Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.

by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009

Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy

I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide

by krillia June 29, 2021

Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

by DildoSchwaggins1886abolisher March 30, 2024

mississippi fire fighter

The art of lighting a girls pubes on fire and then putting the fire out with your cun

Hey babe wanna give am the Mississippi fire fighter

by Bobbies69 September 5, 2016

Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).

My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.

by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025

Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire

by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018

Mississippi Whitewash

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.

"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."

by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013