He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.
And he owns the night!
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.
And he owns the night!
Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.
Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!
(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)
Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!
Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!
Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!
(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)
Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!
Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!
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R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag
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