mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.

i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker

by jack boone February 4, 2009

most totally

a 420.02% yes to what ever question asked. Used most appropriatly when speaking of drugs or sex.

also used as an expression of agreement

ex.1 - q. have you ever tripped acid in the woods and had the great orange pigmy show you the way to minastirith?
a. most totally.

ex.2 - q. You want to go back to my place, get tied down and whippped?
A. most totally.

ex.3 - S. Man, did u see what that chick did last night?
J. most totally, dude, i didn't know it could stretch like that.

ex.4 - q. Dude, you think you could make a bong out of a pack of post-it notes?
a. most totally

by Rooster Viscera March 29, 2009

mosias

leader of all best of all god among all , radiant and divine only the purest see him and those who are not see him as only a wizards born into fearless land mosias is only one of none

he swiftly drifted like a mosias

she looked mosias lol

by movenord March 30, 2009

moses staff

another word for penis

ol girl can get the moses staff. im going to part that ass like moses part the red sea.

by mofotofu March 1, 2009

Mosquerat

A complete gangsta, that has no emotions, and breaks up with companions usually over a form of technology like text, MySpace, Face Book, or other form of technology but never gives the satisfaction of breaking up with them in person.

"Dude I just dumped that girl I was seeing over a text."

"Way to be a Mosquerat."

by The Mosque May 8, 2009

moses staff

when a guy gets his best male friend HARD.

dude you just gave me a moses staff...............!!!

by noahfina June 16, 2009

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009