Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

Midget

A short person who is filled with anger and is always aggresive. They are most commonly named Angelina. The anger has nowhere to go within the short body therefore it always explodes at once causing physical harm to those around.

Angelina is a midget, right Michael and Ale?

by Alex the midget expert December 9, 2021

midget

a very short person (skwid)

Skwid is a midget.

by skwidisshort June 20, 2023

Midget

My short acoustic friend

If someone is short and walking you can say hey look at that midget

by Kile1010 May 9, 2024

thirst midget

(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.

So and so is such a thirst midget, they went around school saying all types of lies about QB1.

by OnTheRye August 22, 2024

Midgetous

A person who is shorter than average but not meeting the specific criteria for being classified as a midget, may be described as having below-average height or being on the shorter side of the height spectrum. "Short stature" or "below-average height".

That guy is almost a midget! The word midgetous makes sense.

by Glydo December 22, 2023

dwarf/ midget

carlos any man named carlos is short

omg look it’s a dwarf/ midget

by Lucy360 May 16, 2021