Mexican sweater

1. A hooded woven cotton sweat shirt popular amongst hippies and frat boys in the 1980s, often with the Corona beer logo printed on the front.

2. The top five cards off the deck, which must be beaten when only one player stays in in a drop or match-the-pot poker game. So named because five random cards are just as likely to beat you as the hand of a stupid hippie or frat boy. If a player loses to the Mexican sweater, then he must match the pot and the game continues.

Not so fast--you still have to beat the Mexican sweater.

by Siggie February 6, 2007

Mexicunt

A Mexican cunt, the word was originally on Weeds.

That dumb Mexicunt stole my taco!

by That scene kid July 21, 2009

Mexcrement

A derogatory and most unfavorable opinion used to describe illegal, undocumented Mexican citizens who come into the United States. An amalgamation of the words "Mexican" and "excrement."

People in the neighborhood began to worry about their property value once the Mexcrement began moving in.

by Accu May 31, 2006

Mexican roulette

At a party or any other social function:

-Buy a box of condoms
-Take out one condom
-Take a pin and puncture the condom while in the wrapper
-Put the punctured condom back into the box
-Let people take the condoms freely

Much like russian roulette, this will end up with your life ending.

Person 1: "Did you hear Josh Chavez's cousins' friend got pregnant"?

Person 2: "Yeah, she was at a party a few weeks ago, we played mexican roulette".

Person 1: "You're going to hell".

Person 2: "I know".

by birkle April 24, 2008

Mexican knife

A broken bottle used as a stabbing weapon

Bob cheated with Steve's whore wife, so Steve stabbed Bob with a Mexican Knife

by TVA December 9, 2008

Mexicali-Ryu

Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.

Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!

by Jackel in El Centro October 5, 2006

mexican limo

also known as the bus. any form of public transportation.

Juan rides the mexican limo to work.

by Bubba Anderson December 9, 2005