I’m Dead

Extremely amusing. So funny that you “die”. Sometimes the “oh wow” factor.

I’m dead. Like I just died. That was too funny. I’m crying right now.

by HamBroDawgg November 17, 2017

I'm da best!

A term steming from a Jerky Boys skit that is extremely cocky and used in a very convincing manor. It is used only in a comedical sense.

"How good are you?"

"I'm da best!"

by Glen W. August 30, 2005

I'm alive but I'm dead

Phrase that became popular from a tik tok audio by zwayy
Often used on looped audio with the person(s) in the tik tok acting alive and dead when respective words are said

Tik tok playing : "I'm alive but I'm dead ... I'm alive but I'm dead"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Mom! I'm done.

What a little kid who doesn't know how to wipe his or her own butt yells out when they're finished going No. 2.

Four-year-old Timmy sat on the toilet after finishing his poop, planning out the rest of his afternoon. But he decided it was time to get up, so he made the call: "Mom! I'm done."

by doctor ewing October 9, 2009

I’M DELETING YOU DADDY

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

i’m deleting you daddy means

IM DELETING YOU DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

by red earring muncher November 6, 2023

I’m dying

“I’m dying” does not mean you are actually dying. “I’m dying” can be used when any inconvenience comes your way or you are laughing at something.

Robert: It’s so hot outside I’m legit melting

Bob: 99% sure that I’m dying

by Its_Shrimp_In_A_bag September 14, 2019

I’m dead

A song by Duckwrth featuring Sabrina Claudio.

“Skull emoji nigga I’m dead ☠️“

by Poojaypls2000 August 18, 2018