danny logic

When you make stupid decisions with stupid logic that make absolute no sense.

“Hey, I got yelled at by the teacher and I told on you because you made me get in trouble” - Student
“Oh my god that’s such Danny Logic” -Student

by Danny Decheeto September 24, 2020

Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother

Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?

by peepeepoopoo201 April 25, 2022

logic

something the annual testing has none of.

this stupid ass quiz has no logic

by i am a threat October 15, 2018

Zay logic

Logic that does not make sense, nonsense

My friend told me that cows fly on the moon, I told her that was some Zay logic.

by UnknownEC2 May 31, 2023

Pridgeon Logic

Fall asleep late, wake up the next day, sleep in every class you have that day, complain about the girl who broke ur heart, repeat

Luke: *Falls asleep in class*
Saad: Wake tf up jesus u have pridgeon logic

by pussydestroyer98385 December 6, 2018

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

Wings of Fire logic is weird.

by Doors. October 26, 2022