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meat lockery

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.
While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.
by Bestine September 28, 2008
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Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
by richardslinger September 10, 2010
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locket girls

a specific type of girl who is very clingy and controlling of her boyfriend/girlfriend
They don't let their boyfriends do anything without them. They're such locket girls.
by no_spoons January 28, 2023
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cooterflap licker

Anyone who eats cooter. But, in most cases is used as another name for a lesbian.
See those two hot girls over there? I bet they're both SH5 cooterflap lickers.
by John Fowler June 13, 2007
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pew locked

When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.

If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.
I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.
by AugDog May 12, 2009
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Lust Lacker

Noun.

Describes a person who has a lackluster sex life and lacks sexual fantasies.
My husband is such a lust lacker... he hasn't asked me to dress up as Batgirl or let him have a threesome or anything.
by The Amazing Bill O'Reily June 9, 2011
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Grom Licker

A girl, or boy... Most of the time female, that gets around with all the local groms. relevant to "Snicker Licker."
Grom 1: Man, that chick is smokin'...

Grom 2: No way, dude! I see her giving BJ's at the Locs wall all the time... She's a Grom Licker
by gromlicker November 24, 2011
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