lampshade digestor

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.
2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

by TK`Devourer March 17, 2003

Pointy Lamppost

After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.

my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

lamping

Pulling wool and coming through. For those not down with the slang lamping is "intercourse".

After I pulled that trim, I was cold lamping all night.

by Ryan Z. September 13, 2008

Lamping

When your girlfriend or boyfriend wears a lamp shade on their head and stands straight up like a lamp beside your couch completely naked. These normally ends in having sex standing up with the shade stilol oh your partners head.

William: Dude she totally lamped me last night!

Micheal: Really? I didn"t think Em was in to lamping.

William: I know right!

by WandM August 5, 2012

lampshade

dumb...can't be used effecently

OMG...this book si so lampshade!!

by Joell December 9, 2003

lamp's on

meaning a boy's coming on to you and you don't like it. you say it to your friend so she makes a distraction or a reason to leave the situation.

first originated with the phrase 'tampon' but then changed to 'lamp's on'.

this phrase is very useful for avoiding unwanted situations.

guy- "hey sweet cheeks"
girl- "lamp's on! lamp's on!"
friend- "come on, girl. let's dance. ;)"

by charlotte silver October 2, 2008

lampin' pool side

This activity occurs when one attends Mesa Community College and has lost all self-respect for one's self. When one reaches this point it is common that this person will never go anywhere in life and develop a unusual attraction towards large black men.

lampin' pool side in Arizona

by Johnny Bakerman October 18, 2009