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Lounge Lizard

an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.
Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”

Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.

My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.
by Asian Man Tunes March 4, 2024
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lizard

are hard lizard
by Transhit November 20, 2018
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Chasing the lizard

When a lot lizard, performs oral so well you're chasing the BJ forever after
Man that lot lizard, blew me so good, I've been chasing the lizard since.
by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022
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spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022
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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.
Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck
by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022
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Lizards

notice how the Washington Wizards never win a basketball game that's why the term Lizards came up
DId you see the shitty Lizards game? Westbrook bricked it once again , omg the Lizards are ass
by axtrosity April 9, 2021
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