glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie

You cock looks like a glazed lizard

by Hellboy696961 February 24, 2024

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The Lizard

YEAH LIZ WHEELER! LOVE HER! Haven't heard that name in forever!

Hym "THE LIZARD! YES! She's the best man, very astute. Not as astute as me (Because I'm literally the paragon of that so-much-so that (Like one if the greatest anime characters (other than me)) trapped a grown man in a psychic loop) but still pretty good. Yeah. That's cool man. And would bang. So there's that."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

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lizard look face

When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.

Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.

Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol

by sixpackslim July 16, 2025

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Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

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spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.

Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.

by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022

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Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.

Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck

by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022

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