sassy kitty

mixing sassafrass and ketamine and snorting it together

"Damn Marty just did a huge line of sassy kitty"

by KITTENS December 26, 2013

Kitty Rodeo

When cats, mainly related or at least of the same household, wrestle and roll around on the floor. In a somewhat violent manner. Resembles a rodeo event, but for cats.
Could also be two cute, young girls scrapping it out, maybe on the school yard or on the dance floor of some "trendy" nightclub where too many Ed Hardy wearing "doods" and douche-bags whip the young nubiles into a Jager-induced frenzy.

#1
Dog person: Look! Your cats are tearing each other up!

Cat person: Relax, it's just a bit of kitty rodeo. Probably just a full moon out.

#2
Ed Hardy wearing moron A: Bra'! Look at those pop-tarts go at it on the floor! Looks like a Kitten Rodeo!

Ed Hardy wearing moron B: Yeah! It's great! I can see that one girrrls snatch, she isn't wearing panties!

EHWM A: Tru dat!

by aspman November 28, 2009

kitty whip

Cat of 9 tails . a whip with 9 attachable whips with razors. Or ball with spikes.
Like that they beat Jesus with

ALSO
Gorgies play toys

Gorgie? You ready for your kitty whip 😺

by FallinAngelFound September 1, 2019

Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

by Juancabeza November 8, 2012

the slippery kitty

The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls

The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure

by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017

Kitty crush

When you have a small crush on someone

Friend: Hey, remember when you were all over Jessica?
You: Nah man, it was just a kitty crush.

by prz February 13, 2015

hello kitty

jazmin bean's best friend lmao

jazmin bean: hail hello kitty, she's so adored (it's actually hail kitty but anyways)

by manelaliaga April 17, 2021