Keane

50% smart 50% retarded
he get stupid and smart in different days

Me: have you seen keane?
You: ye hes retarded today

Me: k

by coolguy55659 February 28, 2022

Keane

Loves fried chicken, darker than space, Penis bigger than the KFC line, and is gay

OMG keane is hotter than ninja.

by JusticeUD March 1, 2022

Keanu

is a little 15-year old who likes older women because he has mommy issues

"mommy" " ew stop being a keanu"

by eastkanye March 8, 2022

keianne

A person likes sport. Cant control her facial expressions sometimes stutters but it's ok. Helpful ... I guess. Talks nicely.

Keianne is a nice person ... I think

by Keianne April 11, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

keanu bennett

keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to

“omg are you keanu bennett?”

by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022

Keanu

The best name for the best person ever in my life. He is amazing, kind, caring, and lovable. He is funny and fun to be with. The way he carries our conversations makes me fall in love with him more. I love how his ears and nose go red whenever he is being complimented. He's shy sometimes but he gets playful and fun when you get to know him. He is a crybaby though, a clingy person, and energetic but that makes me love him more. He may appear intimidating because of his appearance but he is a softie when you get to know him lol.

Me: Keanu is so amazing, I love him so much. I love him I love him I love him-
Friends: Okay, we get it. Congrats

by mahiwagangbilaoniscara May 14, 2022