keep away the sheep

when your friend smokes soo much weed that he thinks sheep are attacking his brain and starts doing some fucked up fighting dance to kill the sheep and return back to sanity..

man my mate was soo fucked last night after we smoked like an insane amount of weed he thought sheep were attacking his brain and was all like "keep away the sheep" while doing some weird fighting dance

by adsvhfsa July 11, 2009

gotta keep it fresh

keep it gangsta, keep it new, clean, stylin'

Bob: "Yo my mayneee, you be lookin fly in dat jizzacket!"
Rob: "Thanksz ma mans, u know i gotta keep it fresh!"

by Kasarah! November 19, 2007

keep me posted

A phrase that girls use, mainly when talking to other girl friends. It's primary use is for when you are asking to be updated on the progress or plans of a situation. And girls use it. Just girls. Mostly girls are the user of this phrase. Girls. Eric? No. Girls. Not Angie though. She's not THAT much of an annoying girl.

With that definition in mind.... (hence):
-- "Okay, let's figure out these plans for sushi and the mall this week."
-- "Alright... keep me posted! :)"

by Angie!! December 24, 2008

Keep an open mind

Usually what lying quacks (as if there's any other kind) will tell you in an attempt to trick you into buying their bullshit

Keep an open mind, snake oil works wonders as long as you want it too!

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

keep the hood on lock

a movement that will keep ur hood safe from drama the cops pretty much any thing. can be done by crossing ones arms and placing the opposite hand on the opposite shoulder and alligning ur elbows perfectly. then moving ur locked arms up and down or side to side.

the cops keep rollin through our hood and we cant blaze up some chronic.

ohh just keep the hood on lock

by N Double C October 9, 2008

Keeping it Professional

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

by Headmunt March 19, 2014

Keep it three hundred

Term made famous by rapper Kanye West, typically used to describe how someone is 300% real and honest, as opposed to the traditional "one hundred" percent real.

"I keep it three hundred, like the Romans!"

by HashTagThornberry October 19, 2013