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samantha jo

The fattest bitch in the world she likes big cock and loves her pussy punched her boyfriend loves to eat her like thanks giving he doesn't know how many boobs he touched
by Sam'ee October 1, 2017
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Alli Jo

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?

Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
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No Jo Ko

Another name for the formerly caffeinated "black out in a can", Four Loko.
Dude this shit is no jo ko. It really gets the job done every time, and then some.
by acidhead June 27, 2011
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Korey Jo

A Mythical Unicorn, Hard to catch. Lives so far away but so worth it. Amazing creature. So <3 able. Beautiful. Has the best bubble butt. Going to be an amazing nurse one day. Lives in Saint Joe Missouri
by A wild unicorn September 12, 2013
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Raf and Jo

Rafaele and Jovana have known each other since primary school. Raf grew up to be a football playing party hard dawg. Jo did great in school, excelled in most major fields and only started partying as a university student. They lost contact then. Desiring different lifestyles and social groups and .. drugs maybe. Raf knew how to get it, you know, the girls, the attention. He was very playful, downplayed his own intelligence and lived off his reputation. Jo, having spent her teens as a wallflower, was a late bloomer, getting first waves of attention in her twenties. Which totally overwhelmed her. And made her forever shy. And taught her about the game out there.

When they met again they were both very attractive.
It really shocked Jo to see Raf so deeply inbedded in life and its celebration. Like, Rafa, you having all this fun and thats cool but what you gonna do when the fun is over? Or you need somebody you can trust? And Raf was like, yo, Jo, you fine and all that, headgame strong, but how you gonna play when your heart start calling out? Iz your brain gon kill yo heartz??

Jo once told me that Rafa completed her that way. In reminding her to let go off trained, learned, mouthed manners and unearth the heart's own speaking. It's what challenged her enough to accept him as evenly matched.

Raf, on the other hand, never talked to anyone about anyone or anything remotely challenging. So we don't know for sure about his match. We just like watching them together. Its really a special thing, a bond, a thing, a ship. Raf and Jo.
by Krkič July 3, 2019
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Jo

meeee, also, thanks for the good definitions
yeah!! jo
by jo____________________________ February 26, 2024
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Jos

Refers to famous dutch child rapist Jos Brecht. Calling someone a Jos would be comparible to calling someone a simpleton whilst also calling them a child rapist.
Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: "you're a fucking Jos"
by Spider-Man420 July 18, 2021
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