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Jordan 1s

A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.
Me : bro what shoes should i get?

Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski

me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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Jordan Godelie

A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.
Hey, tell your boyfriend to stop being a Jordan Godelie before I kick his ass!!!
by idkwhoiamedgfttrh November 6, 2010
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jack jordan

Another word for a small dick. However it can only be used if in context of gay relationships to specifically disguise you trying to getting your little willy wet.
Oi bruv I know we r friends but us chavs we are real closer than that, I’m 14 your 12 but I think you need to do my Jack Jordan so we can move on.
by GoodGuysAsnicker January 11, 2020
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Jordan Stringer

One of Canada's top emerging music Producers and Audio Engineers. Also a highly skilled Multi-instrumentalist. Resides on Vancouver Island BC. and founded Cabin Fever Studios. Born in North York Ontario, and grew up in Bancroft Ontario, slowly heading Westward over the years. Has a natural ear for music and rhythm since childhood, and is claimed to be a musical prodigy by his peers.
Whenever i hear a great album that i can't put down, by a BC artist, I assume that it was Produced or mixed by Jordan Stringer.
by Frank Chant February 6, 2010
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Jordan (female)

Jordan (female) is a Cute kinda chubby girl, loves her friends but is abolute ruthless if you piss her off. Doesn't give a fuck what she says or does and who she say it too, under no reasons get on the wrong side of this girl. You will regret it!
by lolpigde January 2, 2017
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Mortimer Jordan

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful
by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020
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Jordan Dun

Jordan Dun is Josh Dun of twenty one pilots' younger brother
Jordan Dun is the best Dun child, Jordan Dun likes tires, Jordan Dun regularly streams on vertigo
by tiredafi February 22, 2017
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