Jonathan

Jonathan

Jonathan

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Jonathan

A person who would really appreciate if everyone stopped posting what their name means.

Oh wow look, Jonathan is really over our shit

by Correa123fuckoff November 24, 2021

jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.

"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "

by Headassqueen January 25, 2017

Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.

You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?

by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025

Jonathan

Best person to be around he is very loyal and funny he is handsome but doesn’t know it he deserves a lot a love and belongs with a Marilyn mostly a Marilyn Zamora who was born on may 16 2012 and Jonathan’s are amazing at love but when they break up it feels like the world has ended and like the Marilyn’s life is ruined by hurt

Imy Jonathan please come back

by Marz_imy March 22, 2025

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

jonathan

a handsome greek god

wow he’s so hot that must be jonathan

by slutfor July 21, 2022