A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.

„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“

by anonymous November 21, 2021

jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022

Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019

Jona

A Jona is a loving, caring goddess, who always makes her friends laugh and feel good when she's around. A Jona has an angelic voice and an awesome and unique sense of fashion. We Stan her "fuck off"-mentality, but Jones is also a soft an precious little bean sipping for depressive skaterboys.
And whenever she is struggling with something herself there are four motherfuckers looking after her and supporting her whenever she needs help. With a Jona by your side, the world is a better place. Jonas always have a lot of success wherever she puts her mind onto and she must not forget to believe in herself. Slay Queen!
Lilli, Anne, Lilja and Marie love you! Period!!!

A Jona is always gorgeous.

by ulimenkelsbach69 November 12, 2020

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016