A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 27, 2022
Gurl/Dude you got yourself a fckn HORSE
Damn, when god gave d sizes he got the double amount.
Well well, jokes aside a jonas is the most handsome and lovely person you'll ever meet. He's caring, funny and there's like nothing you can complain abt
Don't let him go my love 🫶🏻
Damn, when god gave d sizes he got the double amount.
Well well, jokes aside a jonas is the most handsome and lovely person you'll ever meet. He's caring, funny and there's like nothing you can complain abt
Don't let him go my love 🫶🏻
by Love of ur life 🤭 August 21, 2024
Jona accidentally add me on facebook but when she’s about to delete her friend request she saw my picture and change her mind. She’s kind and smart and a loving person sometimes she overthink and she’s just like an empty shell a hallow but she’s still beautiful I don’t want to lose her so I am doing my best to be there for her. Because of her kindness people often take advantage of her. That’s why I like it when she protect her self being fierce with others. somehow it puts me in peace because I know that she will fight because she’s a fighter after all. If you’re reading this please don’t be hard on yourself and be happy ily.
Truly Yours
06/26/18
Truly Yours
06/26/18
Jona can be anything
by maiue October 20, 2021
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by ack quack December 07, 2021
Jona is that boy who makes you feel butterflies in the stomach, a Jona is just a unique, sexy man who cares and love you like no one else, if you found a Jona you must be a really like person.
by Mav.vnU January 27, 2023
The Name of the person that is always the coolest in the room. He has a well defined face. He is funny, good in bed and nice. He always as an open door for a friend who needs to speak to him.
by DefinerCe123 February 23, 2022