johnny depp 

A talented, amazing man. Incredibly creative.
Humble and down to earth.

Appreciated by men and women alike.

Has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. You could probably smell it.
Not overrated.

Oozes sex appeal.
Aided by the way he handles/plays a guitar.

See also definition 6: of God
johnnygasm and
humble

I want to lick Johnny Depp's face.

I want a go on Johnny Depp.

*"johnny depp, you're hip
i'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissor hair
Johnny bear"

*lyrics - johnny depp by Amy anne band

johnny depp by LeahSade November 10, 2008

johnny depp 

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

johnny depp by me! January 11, 2005

johnny mcrandom 

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

johnny mcrandom by rich December 5, 2004

Johnny Panic 

A really good south London band, rising stars.

Oh yeah, Johnny Panic rock my socks. Burn your youth!

Johnny Panic by MrCynical February 8, 2007

johnny cosmos 

a drinking game where everyone has nicknames and people pound the table (fist fist clap) and a person says their nickname and then someone else's. then the named person does the same, and it continues around. there are usually gestures used alongside these nicknames. once someone messes up, the whole table proceeds to chant "HAHA FUCK YOU! HAHA FUCK YOU!" repeatedly while they drink.

"WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME???"
"JOHNNY COSMOS!"
"WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF IT??"
"TO GET FUCKED UP!!"
"GORILLA! BLONDIE!" -gestures-
"BLONDIE! C-SPAN!" -gestures-

johnny cosmos by brown sugar12456127 March 26, 2009

Johnny Depp 

A celebrity, that portrayed as a pirate.

Person 1: Hey look it's Johnny Depp!

Person 2: You mean the sexy pirate?!

Johnny Depp by Santiagox3 April 29, 2012

Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

Johnny Appleseed by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013