Jersey Jane

Demonym (name) for the female inhabitants of New Jersey, the state that is better than New York City. In fact, New Jersey is only one of many states that is better than New York City. Even New York State is better than New York City. No hate to everyone outside of Manhattan. I'm talking about the Yorker Yuppies and hipsters when I talk about NYC.

Guy: Are you a Jersey Jane?
Gal: I very well am. I've been everywhere between Fort Lee and Salem!

by Sunset King December 9, 2020

Jesseah

A really caring female very defensive is very social but keeps her circle small she dates niggas for comfort but never falls in love again.

Jesseah is the best

by You don’t say ? February 9, 2021

Jesse Smith

A man with a average size cock of 14 inches, A 4 foot gang banger that can take on 15 big muscular black men at once in sex. Has never been known to cum because he lasts forever. On his free time he sticks about 257 twenty inch dildos in ever one of his holes, as well as his ears and belly button.

Jesse Smith is the master of all albino midget monkeys

by FatChodeMuncher November 8, 2022

Jersey Turnpike Shot

(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.

This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.

Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here

Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.

by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022

grawn jersey

a flannel shirt generally worn with a 59/50 and vans era's

A,"what are you wearing to that party" B,"my grawn jersey and vans what else?"

by xgrawnwaterx July 28, 2010

New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.

She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.

by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016

new jersey pizza queen

An entitled wealthy but clueless mentality that many middle USA women have and act in an fancy or classy environment. Just like a Pizza Hut-style mother of three in a fine-dining establishment, OR just like Kellyanne Conway in The White House.

Mmmm... dat Kell'anne Qwonye be all up in this bitch like a 'New Jersey Pizza Queen'. She all up IN da white house an bitch be straight up airing' out an dryin' her lady bits on the sofa with her shoes on the ground. For shame yo.

by FunkiestBunch February 28, 2017