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Jazz

An amazing women! Very aggressive but straight up. Confident and hardly ever wrong. Usually in love with a man named Jacob
Jazz the one who’s never wrong
by Theminsteoudity October 3, 2023
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Jazz Cactus

bhang, benj, boo, bud, buddha, cannabis, cheeba, choof, daccha, dank, devil's lettuce, djamba, doobage, dope. endo, gage, ganja, ganj, grass, green, greenery, hash, hashish, hemp, herb, Mary Jane, MJ, marihoochie, marijuana, Mary Joanna, method, mezz, muggle, mull, pot, puff, reefer, sensimillia, sensimilla, shit, sweetleaf, tea, Texas tea, trees, twig, wacky tobaccy, weed, yarndie, zombie, chronic, dagga, Indian hemp, kind bud. kush, purple haze, schwag, Thai stick, recreational drug, tetrahydrocannabinol, THC, marijuana cigarette
Bryan Kelly enjoyed using that Jazz Cactus.
by NotUrWifey October 5, 2023
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Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024
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jazz hug

euphemism for sex; derived from an animated version of the "hug" emoji 🤗, which appears to do "jazz hands" (waving hands back and forth rapidly)
Denotes a hug that is "jazzier" than a normal hug, and hugs are already quite close and intimate so the next step would logically be fornication
Those two seem pretty wrapped up in each other; they best watch out, they'll be giving each other the old "jazz hug" before long
by entity05 March 29, 2024
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Jazzed

Originating from the name Jasmine, the action of having so much drip, swag , and sex appeal that men and women fall in love instantly with you. The victim usually gets no return on investment.
Damn bro, Rodrigo is down bad. He got jazzed at the club last night.
by CrustyGang August 5, 2022
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jazz

josh: “do you guys still have jazz?”

grace: “nah man, all that jazz was made up.”
by jazzmonster June 18, 2022
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jazz

I can't get off the jazz
by Texasbound June 21, 2022
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